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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
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I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t
MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING
So did mine.
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Listen here you little fucks.
THIS
IS
NOT
FUCKING
OKAY.
DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED THOUSANDS.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL.
YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.
I hate this awful website
pukes on everything
this is what yahoo bought
this is what yahoo thought was a valuable, worth-while website to buy
I saw this and I was disgusted. Does anyone understand exactly what they are saying here? It’s totally beyond fucked up.
